True Men OF Genius

While diving into my old music collection the other day, I came across one of my old John Valby CDs. I know what you are thinking, … “Who the heck is John Valby?”. Jon Valby is perhaps the raunchiest, most risque musician I have ever heard. So of course, like always this cd got me off on a tangent to find all of my grossly inappropriate songs.

*Please note that these songs contain lyrics that may be offensive to some people.

1. Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
To kick this off I would like to present one of my favorite Adam Sandler songs, “At a Medium Pace”. Before watching Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore or even before I saw him on Saturday Night Live, I knew Adam Sandler for his comedy albums. Although I enjoyed his “Beating of a High School Janitor” track the most, the following song took a close second.

2. Dave Chappelle - Pee on You
Dave Chappelle has quite a few parody videos but this one really takes the cake for me. R Kelly peeing on people is the only thing that makes me laugh more than that whole Richard Gere gerbil thing.

3. Stephen Lynch - Priest
I was originally looking for the song “Baby Raper”, which would have easily made the list. Unfortunately during my search I found that it is a common misconception that Stephen Lynch performed that song. In fact I could not find who did perform it so instead I searched for the most inappropriate song I could find on youtube. As the title may elude, this song delves into the inner mind of a catholic priest.

4. John Valby - Thank God I’m a Pubic Hair
Dr. Dirty makes his first appearance on our list with his epic tale sung through the eyes of female pubic hair. While the lyrics are enough to carry this song into the list, John puts it over by speeding it up to sound like a chipmunk voice.

5. Dick Hunter - Your ‘e Gay
With his parody of Daniel Powter’s, “Bad Day” Mr. Hunter squiggled his way in. I must admit I had not heard this song before today. I wanted to make sure I had enough for a satisfying list, so I searched youtube until I eventually found this wonderful peace of art.

6. Little Mermaid - Vagina Song
OK, is it me or is this mermaid chick super hot or what? Ok at first you think this song is the original but after about 20 seconds it gets into the juicy stuff.

7. John Valby - Yankee Doodle
Since John was my motivation for this article I thought it would only be fair to include him in the list twice. This is the type of music you normally here for Dr. Dirty. While he doesn’t normally do large shows you can see him as he does his regular tour up and down the east coast at all the best bars and colleges. If you like this look up my favorite Valby song, “Puff the Magic Tampon”.

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