Children’s television star, Elmo, displeased with election results.
It seems popular children’s television icon, Elmo, is outraged at the turnout of the recent presidential election. An avid supporter of McCain, Elmo has publicly supported the Arizona Senator throughout the primaries and presidential race. Elmo has yet to comment on Tuesday’s outcome despite photos clearly depicting his displeasure with the results. Reports claim that the star is in cahoots with his current manager over attempts to mature his celebrity persona in order to reach out to a larger fanbase. Rumor has it, the fluffy red actor plans to release a new likeness of himself, “%$#@! - Me, Elmo” in reference to his political angst. Phone calls to his agent pertaining to this rumor have been ignored. Allegations of recent drug use have been denied.
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Meanwhile Bert and Ernie (openly gay) are ecstatic with the result. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqWaU5Hv0IE
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i dont know. hope theyre not in california since prop 8 got shot down
[...] Children’s television star, Elmo, displeased with election… An avid supporter of McCain, Elmo has publicly supported the Arizona Senator throughout the primaries and presidential race. [...]