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Children’s television star, Elmo, displeased with election results.

It seems popular children’s television icon, Elmo, is outraged at the turnout of the recent presidential election. An avid supporter of McCain, Elmo has publicly supported the Arizona Senator throughout the primaries and presidential race. Elmo has yet to comment on Tuesday’s outcome despite photos clearly depicting his displeasure with the results. Reports claim [...]

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Our candidates finally agree on something!!!

after some heavy medication due to viewing the ulcer inducing vp candidates’ debate [the other] night. im very pleased to see the two parties come together to agree on a very important subject on all fellow americans minds.
it seemed you couldnt get a straight answer on anything, iraq or the economy, you [...]

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Hot Chinese Bikini Bitches!

The 2008 Beijing Olympics are on, so I decided to sit down to a nice, wholesome women’s beach volleyball match.  Good.  Christ.  Lord.  I was watching the Branagh/Youngs match against some Chinese team (turns out to be Xue/Zhang Xi) when I notice   …something…   Is this a hot-ass Chinese broad playing for the Chinese?  OMG it is!  She [...]

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Choose your own President

This may be the hardest decision of my life.  Christopher Walken or Burt Reynolds???  I can’t do it … It is to hard.  There is only one real choice.  They are the dream ticket.

The only ticket that could rival them is Optimus Prime and Chuck Norris.  Now thats what I call an election.

Head over to [...]

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We’re Back!!!

Thats right we are back ladies.
We had a rough server crash that brought us down for a while.  Luckily our good friend Brian was able to work some mysql magic to get everything kosher again.
Now I just have to start writing again.  Lets see how this goes.
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